Oil is like water for Rhonda. She craves it. It’s essential for her survival.
Brett realizes this and obsessively checks the oil dipstick. No really, CONSTANTLY. It’s actually really cute. We get the oil changed every 3,000 miles no matter where we are or what the time constraints may be.
So imagine the look on poor Brett’s face during this exchange while getting the oil changed in Medford, Oregon:
Mechanic: Wow, you are really low on oil sir.
Brett: That can’t be, I check it all the time. Why are you checking the oil on the wrong side of Rhonda’s hood?
Mechanic: I’m checking the oil, you were checking the transmission fluid.
And that ladies and gentleman is how we once and for all discovered who the real dipstick is….