Whoever Says That Skiing is Like Riding a Bike, Please Stand Up So I Can Punch You in the Throat!

By Vanessa

Well, as uncool as I was trying to live by the water, I know it might shock you to know that I’m just as uncool trying to be a ski bum.

Skiing

I consider myself a pretty athletic person. But after spending my first couple of hours on the mountain flying out of my skis with a face full of snot, I’ve realized that being a ski bum for the season might not be as simple as I originally thought.

Brett, on the other hand, does look pretty cool snowboarding.

V and B

I’m not sure where I got the idea that skiing is just like riding a bike. But I’d like to politely tell that person to f@$k off. Ha! After a long while of not stepping foot into skis, I was rudely awakened by the fact that I am a shitty, shitty skier!

I have my work cut out for me and I’ve never been afraid of a little hard work. At least I have a full ski season ahead to practice. So I guess until then, just continue to pray that my health insurance covers the possibility of multiple broken bones. I’m joking….kind of…..

No I’m not kidding! Please pray for me;)

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3 thoughts on “Whoever Says That Skiing is Like Riding a Bike, Please Stand Up So I Can Punch You in the Throat!

  1. ike isaacson

    I am praying for you!! Don’t let him push you too much. You have a whole winter to get better than Brett! Great outfit and I can’t wait to ski with you in Feb. while the guys go off somewhere.

  2. gertiemom

    so happy to hear from Rhonda again!! U know I miss her wit!! keep working at it or try snowboarding. I hear there’s a really CUTE new instructor there!!!

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