Does My Carpet Match The Drapes?

All I wanted was my carpet to be laid! My carpet stinks.

Old Carpet

I’m not gonna lie, I’m so embarrassed that I don’t even want anybody coming inside me anymore. My cousin Winnebago just had real hard wood floors placed inside her and she loves it!

This is a big trip for me. Any self respecting, classy lady wants to look and feel her best when it counts. I just got brand new curtains and all I want is my carpet to match the drapes.

new drapes

Is that really too much to ask?

So I found a guy online and had a date all set up for Monday at 8 a.m. sharp! And poor old Rhonda, I was stood up! He didn’t even call!!!! I would have probably given him another chance if his excuse was creative enough.

Now I still have dirty old carpet and because of the Fourth of July weekend, finding someone to lay it is proving difficult.:/

posted by another rant by Rhonda.